Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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