Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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