you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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