Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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