I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Just pee around me
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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