her vagine was all disorganized.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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As shirtless as possible
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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