i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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