too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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