i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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