I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Sorry about my life...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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