I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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