Hey man sorry I got all grabby
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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