It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
did i walk over a car last night?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
try to milk me bitch
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
