Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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