Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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