im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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