What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
only you would photoshop your dick
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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