She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
