If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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