OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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