no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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