The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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