The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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