do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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cat food counts as protein by the way
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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