: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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