the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Randomize
