Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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