The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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