A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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