only if we run a train.
done.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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