Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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