no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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