It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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