Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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