i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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