I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Never joke about your clitoris.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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