Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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