ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She tied me up with her honor cords...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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