Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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