why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
