As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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