Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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