So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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