yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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