Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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