we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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