Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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