I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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