Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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