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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
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you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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