i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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