She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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