I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I need a beard to bite.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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