Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Im part way to drunk.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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