she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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